From my colleagues at rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz :
I felt like I was on such a roll that I hated to see this one get buried. Sorry for the repetition if you saw the first one. I figure most of you know me well enough by now to know I don't make a habit of this.
Perhaps some more ideas in the same vein? _________________
WELCOME TO THE 2006 SMOOOTH JAZZZZ CRUISE!
Thank you so much for your $2000 per person. We're sorry George Benson couldn't be here, but you we know you won't want to miss a minute of that sweet finger-snapping slickness, so
Let's give it up for Smooth Jazz's rising star . . .
Skippy McTitebulge and the Quiana Qru, who will be performing their market-share busting hits: "I've Got a Sale-On For You, Baby" "How Many Times Can We Do This?" “Come Visit Our Car Dealership” and "Audio Peak Lineup."
And, in case you’ve forgotten, we’ve brought back those Smooth Jazz perennial favorites: MAX MIDISTACK AND THE PROTOOLS performing their timeless Smooth Jazz classics (how could we forget?) like: “Cut N’Paste The Cake,” “Once, Twice, Three Times and Quantize.” and “It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Can’t Quantize to Swing.” and their other 30 or 40 songs that “Felt So Good.”
You’ll share in the love and lose yourself in the feeling when you watch them force a grin while nodding their heads or rocking back and forth playing grooves so lame they’d embarrass Archie and Jughead!
And this year we’re especially proud to bring back the One-Hit Wondress of the Saxophone PENTATONIA REVERB who’ll be joined in a special collaboration with Smooth Jazz Master CORG TRIGHTON in a sneak preview of the title track from her new CD “Check Out This Patch” and her tribute to Luther Vandross “So Amazing (that a woman can hold a saxophone)" and Don't miss her heart-tugging rendition of Lionel Richie on "Once, Twice, Quantize a Lady."
You’ll hardly be able to control your excitement as you watch them do it once, then do it again with the last note or two even higher, then do it like the first time, and then do a different lick!
Oh, and by the way, we'll also be featuring a special exciting meet n' greet discussion with self-help guru Dr. Saul Abbot D. Mahoney, author of "Sarcasm: The Eighth Deadly Sin" and "Why Music Piracy Hurts You, The Consumer."
We'd also like to thank our sponsors, The Lite Beer Brewers Association of Suburbia; DuPont, makers of the Stainmaster carpet; and your Infinity Dealers of Westchester County (Think You Can't Afford Second-Best? Think Again!).
Don't forget to stop by the sales booths and say "hello" or read the complimentary sales literature in your stateroom.
Remember to order your drinks early, because there won’t be any extra bars; and please remember, with Smooth Jazz Cruises you cruise at you own risk because the musicians won’t be taking any!
Thanks again for Snoozing and Cruising with Smooth Jazzzzzzzzzzzz
